radhauswife:

This is amazing.

(Source: vongruby)

Dorothy Zbornak aka the Queen of the Bitch Face

(Source: estellegettys)

♡ E L E C T R A  H E A R T  ♡

(Source: siliconesaline)

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Capricorn facts.

NAILED IT!

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Capricorn facts.

NAILED IT!

fishingboatproceeds:

David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.


And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.

(Source: marketwarriors)

tyleroakley:

NEW FAVORITE GIF.

tyleroakley:

NEW FAVORITE GIF.

(Source: rhythm-of-a-guitar)

timeywimey-sexywexy:

OMFG NO GENDRY DON’T DO IT HER VAGINA IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS

fuckyeahlaughters:

gnarltonbanks:

And there ya have it, folks.

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis