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Dorothy Zbornak aka the Queen of the Bitch Face
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♡ E L E C T R A H E A R T ♡
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David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.
And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.
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OMFG NO GENDRY DON’T DO IT HER VAGINA IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS
And there ya have it, folks.
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis